Night Gallery (TV Series)
Make Me Laugh/Clean Kills and Other Trophies (1971)
Godfrey Cambridge: Jackie Slater (segment "Make Me Laugh")
Quotes
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Jackie Slater (segment "Make Me Laugh") : Tell him, Julie... tell him, Julie... tell him about that gig in Buffalo! Six weeks held over! Capacity audience, man, in a tough room! I mean when I start to grow, man, I... I zoom! I could fill the Hollywood Bowl!
Mishkin (segment "Make Me Laugh") : Unasked, following opinion, couldn't fill a men's room with free shoeshines.
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Jackie Slater (segment Make Me Laugh) : You are now face to face with Mr. Unlucky.
Chatterje (segment Make Me Laugh) : Forgiveness, Mr. Slater, but compared to me you are the winner of the Irish Sweepstakes. You are the owner of the 1969 New York Mets. And on the day they repeal prohibition, you are the little old winemaker.
Jackie Slater (segment Make Me Laugh) : Your indulgence, Mr. Chatterjee, but I am a, a-a ship maker in the desert. I am a diamond cutter w-with the palsy. I-I am an opera singer w-with laryngitis.