The O.C. (TV Series)

The Escape (2003)

Adam Brody: Seth Cohen

Quotes 

• Marissa : Hey, we're lucky that guy even stopped for us.

  Summer : Well, we'd be even luckier if Cole Trickle here hadn't driven us off the road!

  Seth : Who the hell is Cole Trickle?

  Summer : Ugh, Tom Cruise? Days of Thunder?

  Marissa : Hey guys, can we try to be positive here?

  Seth : Yeah, okay, I am positive that this is Summer's fault.

  Summer : I am positive that I am leaving this place with a rash.

  Seth : Oh, so you're planning on making some extra money tonight?

• [Seth and Summer get in the same bed] 

  Summer : [glares]  You make a move, I rip out your jugular.

  Seth : Oh, hey, pillow talk.

• Summer : Who gets passed by a van full of nuns? Oh wait, who? Cohen does!

  Seth : Well, they have God on their side okay, Summer? I'm not going to beat Jesus.

• Seth : Face it, our chemistry is undeniable.

  Summer : You know what else is undeniable?

  Seth : What?

  Summer : The pain this fork is going to cause when I jam it into your eye!

• Summer : Be, like, a gentleman.

  Seth : Chivalry's dead, sugar.

• Summer : My hair is frizzing out. I look like Howard Stern!

  Seth : See, strangely, I feel like my Jew-fro benefits from this climate.

  Summer : You're Jewish?

  Seth : Yes. That's why I feel so comfortable in this desert heat.

• Seth : I'm going 70 in a 65 zone.

  Summer : 80 is the new 70.

  Seth : What? Who talks like that?