- Seth Cohen: Changing urinal cakes. That's how committed Seth Cohen is to the new Seth Cohen.
- Ryan Atwood: Okay, now you're talking about yourself in, like, the 4th person.
- Seth Cohen: It's a whole new dimension of selflessness, Ryan.
- Lindsay Gardner: Your penmanship however...
- Ryan Atwood: What's wrong with my penmanship?
- Lindsay Gardner: Nothing. Just next time, don't hold the pen between your toes.
- Ryan Atwood: Yeah well next time, don't spell canceling with two lls, it's one l. You got it wrong, you wanna correct it?
- Lindsay Gardner: I was using the Canadian spelling.
- Ryan Atwood: Ohhh, you were using the Canadian spelling.
- Seth Cohen: The Bait Shop? Could be our very own CBGBs.
- Ryan Atwood: Could be what?
- Seth Cohen: C'mon. What? The only music they had in Chino was the sound of gunshots and helicopters?
- Marissa Cooper: Is it just me, or is Zach perfect?
- Summer Roberts: He is good looking but not into himself, smart but not a show-off, athletic but sensitive, a politician's son... Hey, he's, like, Newport's Prince William.
- Lindsay Gardner: I, uh, I owe you an apology.
- Ryan Atwood: You have to actually say the words, that's how it works.
- Seth Cohen: So, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the urinals!
- [walks off whistling as Ryan stands there stoically until Seth wanders back the other way]
- Seth Cohen: I don't know where they are.
- Seth Cohen: Dude, I don't even want Summer back. Unless that is what she wants. In which case that's not about me, that's about me supporting her and her wanting of, of, of... me. If that's what she wants.
- Alex Kelly: That's sweet. It's pathetic but sweet.
- Seth Cohen: Yeah, that's my niche. Pathetic and sweet.
- Sandy Cohen: She's agreed to supervised visitation. 20 minutes, max.
- Caleb Nichol: She's my daughter, Sandy, I don't need to be supervised.
- Sandy Cohen: No, I'm supervising her. Because she might kill you.
- Summer Roberts: Holy Mack! You are like, such an adult. I mean, you're not insecure. You're not jealous... Are you a robot?
- Summer Roberts: Cohen, that was really sweet.
- Seth Cohen: Pathetic and sweet?
- Summer Roberts: No, just sweet.
- Seth Cohen: Maybe I just can't be just friends with you.
- Summer Roberts: Then maybe this is it for us.
- Lindsay Gardner: Excuse me. I'm new. Is it alright to park here?
- Bitchy chick: Sure. If you're not too embarassed.
- Lindsay Gardner: I'm just gonna wring out my shirt, and stuff toilet paper up my nose, and I'm sure I'll have no trouble fitting in now.
- Caleb Nichol: What do you suggest I do?
- Sandy Cohen: I suggest you find a way to make it up to Kirsten. Now. Unless you want Julie to be your lawyer too.
- Sandy Cohen: Does the light of dawn make any of this easier to take?
- Kirsten Cohen: Harder, actually.