The O.C. (TV Series)
The Pot Stirrer (2006)
Ben McKenzie: Ryan Atwood
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Quotes
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Ryan : [Seth has been smoking pot due to stress of going to college] Well, it's-it's-it's almost 3:30. Isn't our interview at 4:00?
Seth : [high] What're you talking about?
[looks at clock]
Seth : Hey, how'd that happen?
Ryan : Well, are you ready?
Seth : Am I ready? Do me a favor.
[pulls up shirt sleeve and feels bicep]
Seth : Go ahead and feel that. Feel that puppy right there.
Ryan : No, dude, no.
Seth : Okay, you don't wanna touch another man. I get it.
[Ryan frowns and sniffs the air]
Seth : I get it. You find my slender swimmers body, um, intimidating.
Ryan : [confused] Something smells.
Seth : No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. But they say the first sign of, uh, a brain tumor is, uh, phantom smells, so you should lie down.
[Ryan finds can of air freshener]
Seth : Hey. Hey. You solved it. You figured it out. That's- You're mystery solver. You're like Encyclopedia Brown. Remember Encyclopedia Brown? He went on down to Texas to solve the mystery of the Great Shootout.
[Ryan raises his eyebrows]
Seth : Hey, how bout this for a change? How bout in a cage match, Encyclopedia Brown versus The Great Brain
[Looks at Ryan completely straight faced]
Seth : to the death.
Ryan : [pause] Are you high?
Seth : Am I high? No! No, come on, man. I love when you go for the comedy.
[Ryan looks at Seth and goes over to the desk]
Seth : But I would not quit your day job beatin up, uh, people.
[Ryan moves the book off of the ashtray]
Seth : I wouldn't.
Seth : [Ryan picks up ashtray and holds it out to Seth] I don't know how that got there.