The O.C. (TV Series)
The Sister Act (2006)
Adam Brody: Seth Cohen
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Quotes
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Ryan : [Ryan answers the door] Yeah?
Kaitlin Cooper : So I show up at my house to surprise my mom and this Persian dude answers.
Ryan : Uh, I'm sorry?
Kaitlin Cooper : I figured that he was the new butler, but then I saw his shoes, Prada. I thought maybe he's my new step-dad. And I was about to like, hug him, when his wife shows up. And no matter how rich the guy is my mother would never join a herom.
Ryan : I don't think...
Kaitlin Cooper : So I was like, "Persian dude, what are you doing at my house? And where is my mother?" And he was all like, "Who's your mother?" So I told him and he tells me that my mother moved and all the mail is being forwarded here.
Ryan : Uh, I think that you may have...
Kaitlin Cooper : Are you gonna invite me in or what?
[Ryan looks down thinking of what to say]
Kaitlin Cooper : Jeez Ryan,
[Ryan looks up shocked]
Kaitlin Cooper : I see Newport hasn't improved your manners at all.
Ryan : Oh my god.
Seth : [Seth walks up] Oh my god, Kaitlin Cooper?
Kaitlin Cooper : Weird neighbor kid, hi.
Seth : You have uh, you have grown...
Kaitlin Cooper : Boobs?
Seth : No...
[Looks at Ryan and nods]
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Summer : [watching Taylor's mom and her dad split up, happy] Wow. That was amazing. All you did was tell her he voted for John Kerry?
Seth : [unconvincingly] Yes, that is exactly what I told her.
Summer : You told her he has genital warts!
Seth : The Kerry thing wasn't going to work!
Summer : Come on!
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Seth : I'm telling you, it'll work.
Summer : We're not starting a rumor that my dad has genital warts.
Sandy : Hey Seth, how about lending your mom and hand downstairs.
Seth : Actually... uh dad, we're kind of busy right now.
Summer : We're trying to figure out a way to break up my dad and some skank-out-hoebag.
Sandy : Veronica Townsand.
Summer : See everyone knows.
Sandy : You got nothing to worry about, it's a long story, but last nights date, one time thing.
Summer : Really? I mean because he's bringing her to the party tonight.
Sandy : He's going on a second date with her?
Summer : I don't know.
Kirsten : Oh Sandy, there you are. I have to talk to you about Veronica Townsand and you know who.
Sandy : What happened?
Kirsten : There are factors of which I was not aware of when I had you set them up.
Seth : Wait, you set them up?
Kirsten : Veronica wanted to go on a date with Summer's dad, and she threated to make Marissa's life hell if we didn't. Neil agreed as a favor.
Sandy : Look, Neil's a smart guy, if he wants to go on a second date with her maybe he see's something in her that we dont.
Summer : Huh?
Seth : What the hockey?
Kirsten : Nah nah nah.
Sandy : Okay okay fine, but we have to make sure she's the one who ends it. If Neil starts pulling away she might take it out on Marissa.
Seth : Genital warts is the answer.
[Summer slaps Seth]
Kirsten : Seth!
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Kirsten : Oh Sandy, there you are. I have to talk to you about Veronica Townsand and you know who.
Seth : Now we have a quarome.
Sandy : What happened?
Kirsten : There are factors of which I was not aware of when I had you set them up.
Seth : Wait, you set them up?
Kirsten : Veronica wanted to go out with Summer's dad and she threated to make Marissa's life hell if we didn't set them up. Neil agreed as a favor.
Sandy : Look Neil is a smart guy, if he wants to go on a second date with her, maybe he see's something in her that we don't.
Summer : Huh?
Seth : What the hockey?
Kirsten : Nah nah nah.
Sandy : Okay okay fine. But we have to make sure she's the one who ends is. If Neil starts pulling away, she might take it out on Marissa.
Seth : Genital warts
[Summer hits him]
Seth : is the answer.
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Seth : I'm telling you it would work.
Summer : We're not starting a rumor that my dad has gentile warts.
Sandy : Hey Seth? How about lending a hand to your mom downstairs?
Seth : Actually dad, we're kind of busy right now.
Summer : We're trying to figure out away to break up my dad and some skank-and-hoebag.
Sandy : Veronica Townsend.
Summer : See everyone knows.
Sandy : You got nothing to worry about. It's a long story but, last night's date, one time thing.
Summer : Really? Because I mean, he's bringing her to the party tonight.
Sandy : He's going on a second date with her?
Summer : I don't know.
Kirsten : Oh Sandy, there you are. I have to talk to you about Veronica Townsend and you know who.
Seth : Now we have a quarome.
Sandy : What happened?
Kirsten : There are factors of which I was not aware of when I had you set them up.
Seth : Wait, you set them up?
Kirsten : Veronica wanted to go out with Summer's dad and she threaten to make Marissa's life hell if we didn't set them up. Neil agreed as a favor.
Sandy : Look Neil is a smart guy, if he wants to go on a second date with her, maybe he see's something in her that we don't.
Summer : Huh?
Seth : What the hockey?
Kirsten : Nah nah nah.
Sandy : Okay okay fine. But we have to make sure she's the one who ends is. If Neil starts pulling away, she might take it out on Marissa.
Seth : Gentile warts
[Summer hits him]
Seth : is the answer.
Kirsten : Seth.
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Seth : I'm telling you, it'll work.
Summer : We're not starting a rumor that my dad has genital warts.
Sandy : Hey Seth, how about lending your mom and hand downstairs.
Seth : Actually... uh dad, we're kind of busy right now.
Summer : We're trying to figure out a way to break up my dad and some skank-out-hoebag.
Sandy : Veronica Townsend.
Summer : See everyone knows.
Sandy : You got nothing to worry about, it's a long story, but last nights date, one time thing.
Summer : Really? I mean because he's bringing her to the party tonight.
Sandy : He's going on a second date with her?
Summer : I don't know.
Kirsten : Oh Sandy, there you are. I have to talk to you about Veronica Townsend and you know who.
Sandy : What happened?
Kirsten : There are factors of which I was not aware of when I had you set them up.
Seth : Wait, you set them up?
Kirsten : Veronica wanted to go on a date with Summer's dad, and she threated to make Marissa's life hell if we didn't. Neil agreed as a favor.
Sandy : Look, Neil's a smart guy, if he wants to go on a second date with her maybe he see's something in her that we dont.
Summer : Huh?
Seth : What the hockey?
Kirsten : Nah nah nah.
Sandy : Okay okay fine, but we have to make sure she's the one who ends it. If Neil starts pulling away she might take it out on Marissa.
Seth : Genital warts is the answer.
[Summer slaps Seth]
Kirsten : Seth!
