Quotes
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Julie : I don't want Chippendales! I want strippers! Full on, full frontal, male strippers. Preferably at a place that serves bottomless margaritas.
Kirsten : Uh-huh. Or I could invite the girls over, and I could throw you a lovely catered bachelorette cocktail party.
Julie : With strippers.
Kirsten : Without strippers! Julie, we are smart sophisticated women. We don't need strange naked men dancing in front of us to be entertained.
Julie : [pauses] I'm not as smart as you. Plus, the boys are getting strippers.
Kirsten : The boys are not getting strippers!
Julie : Kirsten, it's Las Vegas. You get strippers as a side with your entrée. Of course they're getting strippers! Why else would Sandy go to Vegas with Caleb?
Kirsten : Strippers, huh?
Julie : Uh-huh. Let's get all the Newpsies into limos, drive to LA, have dinner on Sunset, then head south to Mantopia. Or The Stud Farm.
Kirsten : You've done your research.
Julie : Todd in accounting. Who also told me about this place called The Petting Zoo. It's not exactly legal, but...
Kirsten : Julie, I am not going to a place called The Petting Zoo. You don't know where the pets have been.
Julie : Just one little stripper. Who never hurt anyone. Who's just trying to make his way in the world... naked.
