- Doctor: Well, I could remove his testicles. That often calms them down.
- Bob Oblong: We were kinda hoping for grandchildren.
- Doctor: You're a real idiot, aren't you?
- Bob Oblong: Alright, now that's darned close to crossing the line.
- Susie: Before I found my pet clam I was lackluster, and morose.
- Mikey Butts: That's a coin purse.
- Susie: Oh... It's just one blow after another.