The Office (TV Series)

Training (2001)

Mackenzie Crook: Gareth Keenan

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Quotes 

• Rowan : Gareth, quick trust exercise, ultimate fantasy?

  Gareth : Hmm?

  David Brent : We're just doing the ultimate fantasy, we're all doing it.

  Gareth : Two lesbians probably, sisters. I'm just watching.

  Rowan : OK. Erm. Tim? Do you have one?

  Tim : I'd never thought I'd say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please?

• Gareth : So, can you set fire to a postage stamp?

  David Brent : No. In fact, a postage stamp is legal tender. A busdriver would have to accept that as currency.

  Gareth : Yeah, that would happen.

  David Brent : Well if he doesn't, report him.

  Gareth : Yeah, I'll report him when I'm walking home.

  Gareth : You can taxi, if you've got enough stamps.

• [Brent believes anything with the Queen's image should be currency] 

  David Brent : In fact, a postage stamp is legal tender. A bus driver would have to accept that as currency.

  Tim : Yeah, that'd happen.

  Gareth : Well, if he doesn't, report him.

  Tim : Yeah, I'll report him while I'm walking home.

  Gareth : Get a taxi, if you've got enough stamps.

  Dawn : Or cash 'em in at the Post Office.

  David Brent : Shouldn't have to. Shouldn't have to.