The Office (TV Series)
Training (2001)
Martin Freeman: Tim Canterbury
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Quotes
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Rowan : Gareth, quick trust exercise, ultimate fantasy?
Gareth : Hmm?
David Brent : We're just doing the ultimate fantasy, we're all doing it.
Gareth : Two lesbians probably, sisters. I'm just watching.
Rowan : OK. Erm. Tim? Do you have one?
Tim : I'd never thought I'd say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please?
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[David is singing a song he wrote]
David Brent : [singing] Little while later I see a cowboy crying, I said, "Hey buddy, what can I do?" He says, "I lived a good life, had about a thousand women." I said "Why the tears?", he says "'cause none of them was you."
Tim : What, you?
David Brent : No, he's looking at a photograph.
Tim : Of you?
David Brent : No, of his girlfriend. The video would have shown it.
Tim : Sorry. It just sounds a bit gay.
David Brent : It's not gay!
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Tim : What in the name of Jumping Jehosaphet was that song about?
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[Brent believes anything with the Queen's image should be currency]
David Brent : In fact, a postage stamp is legal tender. A bus driver would have to accept that as currency.
Tim : Yeah, that'd happen.
Gareth : Well, if he doesn't, report him.
Tim : Yeah, I'll report him while I'm walking home.
Gareth : Get a taxi, if you've got enough stamps.
Dawn : Or cash 'em in at the Post Office.
David Brent : Shouldn't have to. Shouldn't have to.