"The Office" E-Mail Surveillance (TV Episode 2005) Poster

(TV Series)

(2005)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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  • Michael Scott : [just arrived at party, uninvited, and notices IT guy, who wears a turban]  Oh, come on, that guy?

    [pauses, looks at camera] 

    Michael Scott : He is a good guy, not a terrorist.

  • Chris : [Michael is at his improv class. He recently had all his "guns" taken away by Chris]  Freeze.

    Michael Scott : I'm in.

    Chris : Do you want to go over the rules one more time?

    Michael Scott : No, no, no, no.

    [He taps MaryBeth and kneels next to Bill] 

    Michael Scott : I'm looking in my wallet for some money so you can tell me my fortune.

    Bill : [Bill continues with Michael's set-up, miming a crystal ball]  I promise it's worth it. Ooh, I can see you walking out of here and you're thrilled with your reading.

    Michael Scott : What are you-

    [He pauses, and then whispers in Bill's ear. Bill raises his hands in the air] 

    Chris : Michael, what did you tell him?

    Michael Scott : Nothing.

    Chris : Then why are his hands up? Bill?

    Bill : He told me he couldn't show it to me, but he has a gun.

  • Michael Scott : It is Friday morning and it is another beautiful day in Scranton, Pennsylvania.

    [sees man in a turban outside] 

    Michael Scott : Oh my God. Ohhh.

    [dials phone number] 

    Michael Scott : Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. Oh, we have a serious problem here.

    [goes out onto office floor] 

    Michael Scott : Alright everybody, lock the doors, turn off the lights. Pretend you're not here.

    Jim Halpert : Are we in danger?

    Michael Scott : There's no time to think about if this is real. Just, shh, everybody.

    [knock at the front door] 

    Kevin Malone : Michael, should I call the...

    [Michael waves his hands] 

    Kevin Malone : What?

    Michael Scott : [talking to the camera]  The IT tech guy and me did not get off to a great start.

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