The Office (TV Series)
E-Mail Surveillance (2005)
Steve Carell: Michael Scott
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : [just arrived at party, uninvited, and notices IT guy, who wears a turban] Oh, come on, that guy?
[pauses, looks at camera]
Michael Scott : He is a good guy, not a terrorist.
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Chris : [Michael is at his improv class. He recently had all his "guns" taken away by Chris] Freeze.
Michael Scott : I'm in.
Chris : Do you want to go over the rules one more time?
Michael Scott : No, no, no, no.
[He taps MaryBeth and kneels next to Bill]
Michael Scott : I'm looking in my wallet for some money so you can tell me my fortune.
Bill : [Bill continues with Michael's set-up, miming a crystal ball] I promise it's worth it. Ooh, I can see you walking out of here and you're thrilled with your reading.
Michael Scott : What are you-
[He pauses, and then whispers in Bill's ear. Bill raises his hands in the air]
Chris : Michael, what did you tell him?
Michael Scott : Nothing.
Chris : Then why are his hands up? Bill?
Bill : He told me he couldn't show it to me, but he has a gun.
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Michael Scott : It is Friday morning and it is another beautiful day in Scranton, Pennsylvania.
[sees man in a turban outside]
Michael Scott : Oh my God. Ohhh.
[dials phone number]
Michael Scott : Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. Oh, we have a serious problem here.
[goes out onto office floor]
Michael Scott : Alright everybody, lock the doors, turn off the lights. Pretend you're not here.
Jim Halpert : Are we in danger?
Michael Scott : There's no time to think about if this is real. Just, shh, everybody.
[knock at the front door]
Kevin Malone : Michael, should I call the...
[Michael waves his hands]
Kevin Malone : What?
Michael Scott : [talking to the camera] The IT tech guy and me did not get off to a great start.