The Office (TV Series)

Health Care (2005)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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• Jan Levinson-Gould : Sometimes a manager like yourself has to deliver the bad news to the employees. I do it all the time.

  Michael Scott : When have you ever done that?

  Jan Levinson-Gould : I'm doing it right now. To you.

• Dwight Schrute : Okay. First, let's go over some parameters. How many people can I fire?

  Michael Scott : Uh, none. You're picking a healthcare plan.

• Michael Scott : The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family.

  [...] 

  Michael Scott : Today, I am in charge of picking a great new healthcare plan. Right? That's what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um... Yes, in a way. Yeah. Like a specialist.

• Pam Beesley : There's nothing new.

  Michael Scott : That's not what you said earlier.

  Pam Beesley : Do you want me to repeat the messages that I gave you before for the...

  [motions to the camera] 

• Michael Scott : I learned improv from the greats, like Drew Carey and Ryan Stiles.