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(TV Series)

(2005)

Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute

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Quotes 

  • Carol Stills : [regarding the new condo Michael is buying]  It's a very gay-friendly neighborhood.

    Michael Scott : [unsure]  Oh, good. That's good. It's good to be accomodating of that.

    Dwight Schrute : Let's go check out the master bedroom.

  • [Michael is driving himself and Dwight back from an attempt at buying a new condo] 

    Dwight Schrute : You know, you can always refinance your mortgage. We

    [he and his cousin] 

    Dwight Schrute : had a 15-year on our beet farm, we paid it off early.

    Michael Scott : Yeah, well, you know what? Nobody cares about your stupid beet farm. Beets are the worst.

    Dwight Schrute : People love beets.

    Michael Scott : Nobody likes beets.

    Dwight Schrute : Everyone loves beets.

    Michael Scott : Nobody likes beets, Dwight. Why don't you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy. I'd love a piece of candy right now. Not a beet.

  • Dwight Schrute : I have been Michael's number two guy for about five years, and we make a great team. Why, we're like one of those classic, famous teams. He's like Mozart and I'm like Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy, and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy.

  • Dwight Schrute : A 30-year mortgage at Michael's age essentially means that he's buying a coffin. Now, if I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls

    [double bass playing in background through the wall] 

    Dwight Schrute : so you couldn't hear the other dead people.

  • Dwight Schrute : Hey, I have an idea. You know that extra bedroom? If the whole girlfriend thing never happens, that's where the nurse can live.

  • Dwight Schrute : Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60-acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to local stores and restaurants. It's a nice little farm.

    [pauses] 

    Dwight Schrute : Sometimes teenages use it for sex.

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