The Office (TV Series)

Pilot (2005)

B.J. Novak: Ryan Howard

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Quotes 

• Michael Scott : [deleted scene]  Ah, right here. Three Stooges. High five.

  [Michael and Ryan high five] 

  Michael Scott : Oh, Pam. It's a guy thing, Pam.

  [camera cuts to Pam then back to Michael] 

  Michael Scott : Now, who was the one before Curly?

  Ryan Howard : Uh, Shemp.

  Michael Scott : Curly? Very good. Curly Joe DeRita.

  Ryan Howard : Just Curly. Joe DeRita was different.

  Michael Scott : Well, comedy's kinda my thing. Watch this, here's Curly Joe. Mmm. Me, me, me, me, me, me. Me, me, me, me, me, me. Oh, I forgot. Here we go.

  [Yelling in cod German] 

  Michael Scott : I'm Hitler. Right.

  [Continues with cod German] 

  Michael Scott : Me, me, me, me, me, me. Curly Joe Hitler.

  [laughs] 

• Ryan Howard : You should have put him in custardy.