The Office (TV Series)

The Dundies (2005)

Phyllis Smith: Phyllis Lapin

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• Dwight Schrute : Excuse me, everyone, can I have your attention, please? I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible. Especially the ones who wrote that stuff about Michael on the bathroom wall. Having a bathroom is a privilege. It is called a ladies' room for a reason, and if you cannot behave like ladies, well, then you are not going to have a bathroom.

  Pam Beesly : You're taking away our bathroom?

  Dwight Schrute : We are going to have two mens' rooms.

  Phyllis : But where would we... go?

• Dwight Schrute : So, what's the joke? You're not perfect, either.

  Pam Beesly : We're not laughing at you, Dwight.

  Dwight Schrute : So, who are we laughing at?

  Pam Beesly : Just something somebody wrote.

  Dwight Schrute : Who, Dave Barry?

  Kelly : [laughs]  No, no. Just something that was written on the ladies' room wall.

  Dwight Schrute : What is it? Who wrote it?

  Pam Beesly : It's kind of private.

  Phyllis : [whispers]  It's about Michael.

  Dwight Schrute : That is defacement of company property, so you better tell me. Kelly, if you tell me, you'll be punished less.

  Pam Beesly : [laughing]  Okay, now I'm laughing at you.

• Michael Scott : The "Busiest Beaver" Award goes to Phyllis Lapin. Yeah! Way to go Phyllis. Nice work per usual

  Phyllis : [holding award]  This says "Bushiest Beaver".

  Michael Scott : I told them "Busiest". Idiots!

  Phyllis : It's fine.

  Michael Scott : We can fix it. We'll fix it up. You don't have to display that.