The Office (TV Series)
The Dundies (2005)
Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute
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Quotes
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Dwight Schrute : Excuse me, everyone, can I have your attention, please? I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible. Especially the ones who wrote that stuff about Michael on the bathroom wall. Having a bathroom is a privilege. It is called a ladies' room for a reason, and if you cannot behave like ladies, well, then you are not going to have a bathroom.
Pam Beesly : You're taking away our bathroom?
Dwight Schrute : We are going to have two mens' rooms.
Phyllis : But where would we... go?
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Dwight Schrute : So, what's the joke? You're not perfect, either.
Pam Beesly : We're not laughing at you, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute : So, who are we laughing at?
Pam Beesly : Just something somebody wrote.
Dwight Schrute : Who, Dave Barry?
Kelly : [laughs] No, no. Just something that was written on the ladies' room wall.
Dwight Schrute : What is it? Who wrote it?
Pam Beesly : It's kind of private.
Phyllis : [whispers] It's about Michael.
Dwight Schrute : That is defacement of company property, so you better tell me. Kelly, if you tell me, you'll be punished less.
Pam Beesly : [laughing] Okay, now I'm laughing at you.