Quotes
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Kid at Chicken Corner : [Mark is meeting a couple of young lads who apparently know the guys that stole his Blackberry] Yeah, I might be able to help you.
Mark Corrigan : Oh, well, that would be fantastic, 'cause it actually belongs to my office...
Kid at Chicken Corner : It's going to cost you fifty quid though, mate.
Mark Corrigan : No.
Kid at Chicken Corner : [gets up to leave] Alright, see you later.
Mark Corrigan : Yes.
Kid at Chicken Corner : [sitting back down] Alright, 'kay, great, cool.
Mark Corrigan : [getting out his wallet and handing over cash] I mean, I think, I have to say this is a bit rich but I guess maybe there's certain administrative costs for you to bear and so on, so...
Kid at Chicken Corner : Sixty, it's gone up to sixty now, mate.
Mark Corrigan : Really?
Kid at Chicken Corner : Yep.
Mark Corrigan : 'Cause, obviously, this dynamic could go on indefinitely. I mean, is sixty... Will that really be it?
Kid at Chicken Corner : Definitely.
[Mark gives him another £10]
Kid at Chicken Corner : Alright, cheers. Oh, listen, one more thing, will you ask for it again, but like a lady, in a lady's voice?
Mark Corrigan : I'm sorry?
Kid at Chicken Corner : Ask for your Blackberry like a lady.
Mark Corrigan : No, I really think...
Kid at Chicken Corner : [getting up again] OK, mate. See you later.
Mark Corrigan : [high-pitched voice] Can I have my Blackberry back?
Kid at Chicken Corner : [sitting down again] "Please".
Mark Corrigan : [high-pitched voice] Can I have my Blackberry back, please?
Kid at Chicken Corner : [smirks and looks at his mate] Alright, listen, mate, I'll call you when I got it, yeah?
[he and his mate leave]
Mark Corrigan : But he hasn't got my... Oh, no, of course, he'll have my number from when I call him.
Jeremy Usborne : [high-pitched voice] Yes and I think he'll definitely be calling.