Bronson Pinchot: Balki Bartokomous

Quotes 

• Balki Bartokomous : When Larry and Balki go first class they eat the whole hog!

• Jennifer : You guys must be pretty sure Mr. Twinkacetti is going to give you a raise.

  Balki Bartokomous : Oh, he'll give us a raise. Cousin Larry put it in very uncertain terms.

• Larry Appleton : In America you can do anything you want to do. You just have to set your sights high.

  Balki Bartokomous : Could I be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court?

  Larry Appleton : Lower, Balki.

  Balki Bartokomous : [in a deeper voice]  Could I be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court?

• Marsha Manning : You ever arm wrestle naked?

  Balki Bartokomous : No, that would be cheating!

• Balki Bartokomous : We're going to have to chew the bullet on this one.