- Bradley Benjamin Farmer: Pim, your idea of entertainment is watching a bug zapper.
- Pim Diffy: At least i'm bigger than a bug.
- Bradley Benjamin Farmer: Pim, I'm only going to say this once. Are you going to hurt me?
- Pim Diffy: Bradley, Bradley, Bradley.
- [happily]
- Pim Diffy: Why didn't you tell me we could take bribes?
- Bradley Benjamin Farmer: [to Chef Dupree] I like your shoes. I'm a size 3.
- Pim Diffy: What is it with you and shoes?