Craig Anton: Lloyd Diffy

Quotes 

• Pim Diffy , Phil Diffy : Dad!

  Phil Diffy : Dad... Pim's being nice to me.

  Lloyd Diffy : Pim stop being nice to your brother!

  Pim Diffy : [Covers mouth with her hand]  I can't help it!

  Lloyd Diffy : Then Phil whatever you're doing to make your sister be nice to you, knock it off.

  [scoffs then walks away] 

• Lloyd Diffy : [talks to Pim and Phil through the communicator]  It's a future disease, it's not dangerous. It affects your personality, changes it temporarily. Phil, usually a straight shooter is now a despicable liar.

  Phil Diffy : Hah! Excellent!

  Lloyd Diffy : And Pim brace yourself, you're now the daughter that every parent dreams of.

  Pim Diffy : I love you daddy.

  Lloyd Diffy : Wow, you really have it a bad.

• Lloyd Diffy : [Throw telephone into the dishwasher]  We're all allowed to use the phone!

  Phil Diffy : Dad! You've gotta ignore me alright? I've got to find...

  [Struggles with trying not to lie] 

  Phil Diffy : lose Keely! Some guy didn't ask her out and now I have to let them go!

  Lloyd Diffy : [Slapping his cheeks]  Focus Lloyd!

  Lloyd Diffy : [looks at Phil]  Alright some guy...

  Phil Diffy : [Nodding happily]  No!

  Lloyd Diffy : Asked Keely out...

  Phil Diffy : [Nodding harder]  No!

  Lloyd Diffy : And if you don't stop her they'll be out on a date!

  Phil Diffy : [Nodding and smiling]  You're totally missing the point!

  Lloyd Diffy : [Starts lying]  Well son you I know couldn't care less but you can go

  [locks the backdoor and guards it] 

  Phil Diffy : [Give his dad a death glare]  You've really mad me happy Dad.