Raviv Ullman: Phil Diffy

Quotes 

• Pim Diffy , Phil Diffy : Dad!

  Phil Diffy : Dad... Pim's being nice to me.

  Lloyd Diffy : Pim stop being nice to your brother!

  Pim Diffy : [Covers mouth with her hand]  I can't help it!

  Lloyd Diffy : Then Phil whatever you're doing to make your sister be nice to you, knock it off.

  [scoffs then walks away] 

• Pim Diffy : [Holds arms out to Phil]  What could be better then giving your baby sister a hug?

  Phil Diffy : [Stops her from hugging him]  Let's see, getting my teeth drilled, falling on broken glass, licking a cactus.

  Phil Diffy : [Credits start, but he stops them and looks at the camera]  I'm not finished. Slamming my hand in a car door, pouring salt on a paper cut, wrestling a porcupine.

  Phil Diffy : [Looks back at camera]  I'm done.

• Phil Diffy : [Pulls Pim into an empty classroom]  Pim something is really wrong with us!

  Pim Diffy : First of all it's lil' Pim. And second of all

  [jumps off desk] 

  Pim Diffy : I know! I can't stop being nice to him!

  Phil Diffy : [Smiles at Pim sweetly]  It's ok, you're really pretty when you're nice

  [Runs hands through hair and face] 

  Phil Diffy : Aaah! The lies keep getting bigger!

• Lloyd Diffy : [talks to Pim and Phil through the communicator]  It's a future disease, it's not dangerous. It affects your personality, changes it temporarily. Phil, usually a straight shooter is now a despicable liar.

  Phil Diffy : Hah! Excellent!

  Lloyd Diffy : And Pim brace yourself, you're now the daughter that every parent dreams of.

  Pim Diffy : I love you daddy.

  Lloyd Diffy : Wow, you really have it a bad.

• Lloyd Diffy : [Throw telephone into the dishwasher]  We're all allowed to use the phone!

  Phil Diffy : Dad! You've gotta ignore me alright? I've got to find...

  [Struggles with trying not to lie] 

  Phil Diffy : lose Keely! Some guy didn't ask her out and now I have to let them go!

  Lloyd Diffy : [Slapping his cheeks]  Focus Lloyd!

  Lloyd Diffy : [looks at Phil]  Alright some guy...

  Phil Diffy : [Nodding happily]  No!

  Lloyd Diffy : Asked Keely out...

  Phil Diffy : [Nodding harder]  No!

  Lloyd Diffy : And if you don't stop her they'll be out on a date!

  Phil Diffy : [Nodding and smiling]  You're totally missing the point!

  Lloyd Diffy : [Starts lying]  Well son you I know couldn't care less but you can go

  [locks the backdoor and guards it] 

  Phil Diffy : [Give his dad a death glare]  You've really mad me happy Dad.

• Lil Danny Dawkins : [to Phil when Pim hugs him]  What's wrong with her?

  Phil Diffy : Don't take it too personally. She just hugged a trash can.

• Keely Teslow : Bruno... I gotta go with the troll.

  Bruno : Can't say I blame you. He's adorable. Yeah...

  [walks away] 

  Phil Diffy : It was the beard, wasn't it?

  Bruno : The beard on its own, not so much. But when you have the nickname "Trollboy" and green skin, it's every girl's dream.

• Keely Teslow : Bruno... I gotta go with the troll.

  Bruno : Can't say I blame you. He's adorable. Yeah...

  [walks away] 

  Phil Diffy : It was the beard, wasn't it?

  Keely Teslow : The beard on its own, not so much. But when you have the nickname "Trollboy" and green skin, it's every girl's dream.