Amy Bruckner: Pim Diffy

Quotes 

• Pim Diffy , Phil Diffy : Dad!

  Phil Diffy : Dad... Pim's being nice to me.

  Lloyd Diffy : Pim stop being nice to your brother!

  Pim Diffy : [Covers mouth with her hand]  I can't help it!

  Lloyd Diffy : Then Phil whatever you're doing to make your sister be nice to you, knock it off.

  [scoffs then walks away] 

• Pim Diffy : [Holds arms out to Phil]  What could be better then giving your baby sister a hug?

  Phil Diffy : [Stops her from hugging him]  Let's see, getting my teeth drilled, falling on broken glass, licking a cactus.

  Phil Diffy : [Credits start, but he stops them and looks at the camera]  I'm not finished. Slamming my hand in a car door, pouring salt on a paper cut, wrestling a porcupine.

  Phil Diffy : [Looks back at camera]  I'm done.

• Phil Diffy : [Pulls Pim into an empty classroom]  Pim something is really wrong with us!

  Pim Diffy : First of all it's lil' Pim. And second of all

  [jumps off desk] 

  Pim Diffy : I know! I can't stop being nice to him!

  Phil Diffy : [Smiles at Pim sweetly]  It's ok, you're really pretty when you're nice

  [Runs hands through hair and face] 

  Phil Diffy : Aaah! The lies keep getting bigger!

• Lloyd Diffy : [talks to Pim and Phil through the communicator]  It's a future disease, it's not dangerous. It affects your personality, changes it temporarily. Phil, usually a straight shooter is now a despicable liar.

  Phil Diffy : Hah! Excellent!

  Lloyd Diffy : And Pim brace yourself, you're now the daughter that every parent dreams of.

  Pim Diffy : I love you daddy.

  Lloyd Diffy : Wow, you really have it a bad.

• Pim Diffy : I'm a nightmare of niceness!