- Keely Teslow: Your dad doesn't come home until...MESSERSCHMIDT!
- Pim Diffy: MESSERSCHMIDT!
- Candida: MESSERSCHMIDT!
- Phil Diffy: Messer-ba-ba...what she said!
- Lloyd Diffy: [to Phil] I'm not gonna ground you, but technically, you're not leaving the house for a week.