Phil of the Future (TV Series)
My Way (2004)
Raviv Ullman: Phil Diffy
Quotes
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Pim Diffy : Here it is. Reason #3,005 why I hate this stupid century and everyone in it!
[holds a bag of flour]
Phil Diffy : You hate flour. I can see not liking flour, but hating it.
Pim Diffy : It's not flour, it's my baby!
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Keely Teslow : [to Phil] I never told you this, but I've always dreamed of someday becoming a singer.
Phil Diffy : I thought you wanted to become a cat psychologist?
Keely Teslow : Oh, that's my cover.
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Phil Diffy : I think you can do this.
Keely Teslow : Really?
Phil Diffy : I promise. Uh, just to be on the safe side. Before tryouts, eat a light breakfast.
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Keely Teslow : Next time I perform, I don't think I need you there at all.
Phil Diffy : Okay. I'll try to remember not to show up.
Keely Teslow : But I want you there! Full size.
[they hug. Then Keely realises Phil has his back covered in chocolate and lets go of him quickly]
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Keely Teslow : [about Tara] I can't stand her. I wish a building would fall on her! I wish she'd get stung by a 50-pound bee! I wish a dog would mistake her as a fire hydrant! I wish the U.S. women's soccer team would use her as a ball!
Phil Diffy : Hey, how about running her over with a steamroller?
Keely Teslow : Phil, grow up!
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Phil Diffy : Hey, Keely, I'm down here!
Keely Teslow : [looking down at a miniaturized Phil] Oh, vey!