Aly Michalka: Keely Teslow

Quotes 

• Keely Teslow : [to Phil]  I never told you this, but I've always dreamed of someday becoming a singer.

  Phil Diffy : I thought you wanted to become a cat psychologist?

  Keely Teslow : Oh, that's my cover.

• Phil Diffy : I think you can do this.

  Keely Teslow : Really?

  Phil Diffy : I promise. Uh, just to be on the safe side. Before tryouts, eat a light breakfast.

• Keely Teslow : Next time I perform, I don't think I need you there at all.

  Phil Diffy : Okay. I'll try to remember not to show up.

  Keely Teslow : But I want you there! Full size.

  [they hug. Then Keely realises Phil has his back covered in chocolate and lets go of him quickly] 

• Keely Teslow : [about Tara]  I can't stand her. I wish a building would fall on her! I wish she'd get stung by a 50-pound bee! I wish a dog would mistake her as a fire hydrant! I wish the U.S. women's soccer team would use her as a ball!

  Phil Diffy : Hey, how about running her over with a steamroller?

  Keely Teslow : Phil, grow up!

• Phil Diffy : Hey, Keely, I'm down here!

  Keely Teslow : [looking down at a miniaturized Phil]  Oh, vey!