Amy Bruckner: Pim Diffy

Quotes 

• Pim Diffy : Here it is. Reason #3,005 why I hate this stupid century and everyone in it!

  [holds a bag of flour] 

  Phil Diffy : You hate flour. I can see not liking flour, but hating it.

  Pim Diffy : It's not flour, it's my baby!

• Bradley Benjamin Farmer : [sees Pim]  Ah, there's the little women.

  Pim Diffy : I wouldn't being using the "L" word if I were you, Thumbelina.

• Bradley Benjamin Farmer : [to Pim about their flour baby]  I was thinking let's name him Bradley Benjamin Farmer Jr.

  Pim Diffy : Oh, great, then his nickname will be Doofus Finkelman Dork-Face Part Two!