Phil of the Future (TV Series)
Pheromonally Yours (2004)
Rory Thost: Bradley Benjamin Farmer
Quotes
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Pim Diffy : [to Bradley] So, what instrument do I play?
Bradley Benjamin Farmer : Pim, I take my job very seriously. Meaning, I need musicians, not wannabes who waste my time.
Pim Diffy : Here's the poop. I can't go home until I get a hobby. In other words, you find me an instrument or I'm bunking at your house.
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Bradley Benjamin Farmer : As you know, Friday is our big recital. Our performance will feature a talented young soloist who will sing a wonderful song.
[Pim hits the gong]
Bradley Benjamin Farmer : Pim, I said, "song," not "gong."
Pim Diffy : [hits the gong again] Gotta speak up! There's a lot of noise back here.
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Debbie Berwick : Bradley Benjamin Farmer! How are you?
Bradley Benjamin Farmer : Debbie, you haven't aged a bit. I haven't seen you in so long.
[Pim hits the gong]
Bradley Benjamin Farmer : I said, "long"!
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Pim Diffy : Hey, Debbie. I jumped a couple of those gongs, but don't worry, I'll nail it tomorrow night at the concert. Who knew a hobby could be so much fun?
[to Bradley]
Pim Diffy : Down the road, Farmer.
[walks off]
Debbie Berwick : [to Bradley] Um, to spare Pim some embarrassment, I think she should miss the concert tomorrow night. She'll thank us later.
Bradley Benjamin Farmer : Brilliant.
Debbie Berwick : Good luck telling her.
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Bradley Benjamin Farmer : Pim, can I speak to you?
Pim Diffy : Don't worry. I practiced my gongs all night. My dad said I sounded great right before he left to get a motel room.
Bradley Benjamin Farmer : Pim, there's no easy way to say this. I rewrote the piece and we won't be needing your help tonight.
Pim Diffy : You took out my gongs?
Bradley Benjamin Farmer : Yes.
Pim Diffy : Did Debbie Berwick put you up to this?
Bradley Benjamin Farmer : No.
Pim Diffy : [looking threatening] Bradley Benjamin Farmer, look me in the eye. Was this Berwick's idea?
Bradley Benjamin Farmer : She... she may have... suggested it.
Pim Diffy : Well, hey, these things happen. Can I see you in this... dark, dusty closet for a quick sec?
Bradley Benjamin Farmer : But why?
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Bradley Benjamin Farmer : [to an officer after being locked in the closet by Pim] She only had one name. Pim. Blonde, angry, yet strangely attractive. Hey, don't write that!