Michael Mitchell: Owen

Quotes 

• Phil Diffy : On Saturday, Keely went to the mall. Guess who went with her?

  Owen : [mocking cheerleader voice]  Um, her bestest girlfriend "Phil"?

  Phil Diffy : Nope. Via. Then on Sunday she went to try this new highlight thing with her hair. Guess who went with her? Via! Then yesterday she spent three hours shopping for a sweater. Guess with who?

  Owen : Via?

  Phil Diffy : No. Her mom. But they met up with Via later and rented

  [mocking voice] 

  Phil Diffy : Lost Pony 2.

  Owen : [disappointed]  That pony got lost again?

  Owen : Mm...

  Phil Diffy : I'm a genius.

  Keely Teslow : [Keely arrives and kisses Phil on the cheek, pleasantly surprising him.]  That's for introducing me to Via.

  Phil Diffy : I get a kiss every time I introduce you to a girl.

  [grabs random girl heading down the hallway] 

  Phil Diffy : What's your name? Have you met Keely?