Phil of the Future (TV Series)
Where's the Wizard? (2006)
Aly Michalka: Keely Teslow
Quotes
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Keely Teslow : Phil! You can't go around stealing people's burritos!
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Phil Diffy : [Phil runs up to some kid and grabs his burrito abruptly, thinking it's his missing Wizard, while burrito contents spill onto the floor] Uh... Burrito Police! Routine Spot inspection... you're free to go.
Keely Teslow : Phil! You can't just go around grabbing people's burritos!
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Keely Teslow : Phil, you have to be more careful! The wizard is advanced twenty-second century technology! If it falls into the wrong hands, it could be really dangerous.
[Phil looks at her, astounded]
Keely Teslow : See? I listen.
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Pim Diffy : What if I told you I knew where it was?
Phil Diffy : Thank you.
Pim Diffy : And it's available for a reasonable price.
Phil Diffy : Why do I think that "reasonable" means something different to you than it does to me?
Pim Diffy : Well, for starters, I want your allowance for the month.
Keely Teslow : Done.
[Phil gives her a look]
Keely Teslow : Helping!
Pim Diffy : [to Keely] And I want yours too.
Phil Diffy : Done.
[Keely gives him a look]
Phil Diffy : Helping!
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Phil Diffy : Alright. I'm going in.
Keely Teslow : [eagerly] I'm going with you!
[Phil looks skeptically at her]
Keely Teslow : We're in this together.
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Phil Diffy : Oh no!
Keely Teslow : What?
Phil Diffy : My wizard is not in my backpack!
Keely Teslow : Phil, are you kidding me? After all we just went through?
Phil Diffy : I don't know how this could happen... Again!
Keely Teslow : Maybe it's in the gym? Didn't you say you used it to lengthen the width of that medicine ball? Hm?
Phil Diffy : Yes! Yeah, good call...
Keely Teslow : Yes.
[Phil runs out of the room. Keely continues reading. Phil storms back in]
Phil Diffy : Nope.
Keely Teslow : It's probably in home! You went back to get the science experiment you forgot. Yeah!
Phil Diffy : Excellent memory! Excellent!
[runs out again. Keely goes back to reading with a smile on her lips. Phil comes in three seconds later]
Phil Diffy : It's not at home! I checked everywhere.
Keely Teslow : Hm.
Phil Diffy : I am dead meat if I lose it again.
Keely Teslow : Let's think about this... We did go off campus for lunch. Hm.
Phil Diffy : Morocco! Thank you! What would I do without you?
[Phil rushes to the door once again. Keely does her nails while Phil is out. It takes a few extra seconds before he comes in this time]
Keely Teslow : Did you find it?
Phil Diffy : [finally realising] Where is it?
Keely Teslow : Oh, it's... someplace.
[picks the wizard up. Phil takes it from her in a second while Keely laughs]
Phil Diffy : I'm giving you zits from head to toe.
Keely Teslow : Oh no, you're not!
Phil Diffy : Oh yeah. Great big zits.
[Keely starts running, with Phil not far behind with the wizard, prepared to zit her]