Raviv Ullman: Phil Diffy

Quotes 

• Phil Diffy : Hey, did Darcy come off as an 8-year-old Bulgarian girl who can't read?

  Frankie : I'd teach her how to read, you know what I'm saying?

  Phil Diffy : No. What are you saying?

  Frankie : [confused]  I don't know.

• Tanner : [to Keely]  Did you know your eyes are the window to your soul? You have stained glass eyes.

  [walks away as Keely follows him with her eyes] 

  Phil Diffy : Stained glass eyes! Who would fall for a line like that?

  Keely Teslow : [dreamily]  Tanner Kirkpatrick just talked to me!

  Tanner : I guess she would.

• Phil Diffy : Immature jerk? Oh, I get that all the time! My sister, parents, neighbors, random people on the street. "Hey, it's the immature jerk! What up?"

• Phil Diffy : I just wish Tanner wasn't such a load.

  Tia : Oh, look who's jealous.

  Phil Diffy : No, I'm not jealous. I don't think. Nope, I just wish Tanner wasn't such a load.