Porridge (TV Series)

Happy Release (1975)

Ronnie Barker: Norman Stanley Fletcher

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Quotes 

• Fletch : Is this gonna take long, Blanco? Only my foot's gone to sleep and I'd like to catch it up...

• Fletch : [singing]  Born Free, until someone caught me, now I'm doin' solitary...

• Blanco : There was me and two brothers. There was Jack Barrett, and Harry... er...

  Fletch : What, Barrett, was it?

  Blanco : Aye, that's right. Did you know 'im?

  Fletch : No, only through his brother, like...

• Fletch : It's all a question of how ya feel, innit, eh? You're as young as you feel, ain't ya. For instance, this old man, see, this old man went to the doctor's, y'see, and he said to the doctor, 'My wife and I aren't gettin' any pleasure out of sex anymore.' And the doctor was a bit taken aback. He said, 'How old are you?' He said, 'Eighty-one.' 'Eighty-one,' he said, 'how old's your wife?' He said, 'Seventy-nine'. 'Seventy-nine and eighty-one,' he said, 'and you're not gettin' any pleasure out of sex any more?' He said, 'When did you first notice this?' He said,'Twice last night and then again this morning.'