Primetime Glick (TV Series)
Andy Richter/Alec Baldwin (2002)
Alec Baldwin: Self
Quotes
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Jiminy Glick : Let's talk about some of the leading ladies you've had. And when I say "had", I mean had!
Alec Baldwin : You devil.
Jiminy Glick : Geena Davis.
Alec Baldwin : Had her.
Jiminy Glick : You made love with Geena Davis?
Alec Baldwin : Yeah.
Jiminy Glick : Meg Ryan.
Alec Baldwin : She couldn't get enough of it.
Jiminy Glick : Nicki Kedman.
[Nicole Kidman]
Alec Baldwin : Just... unbelievable, man.
Jiminy Glick : You...
[shuffles in his chair]
Jiminy Glick : You had... You had an affair with...
Alec Baldwin : I did 'em all, yes.
Jiminy Glick : Sarah Jessica Parker.
Alec Baldwin : What do you do? She comes to your apartment at 3 o'clock in the morning after she wraps the friggin' TV show, she's like, you know...
[knocks]
Jiminy Glick : But she's with Matthew Broderick of "The Producers"!
Alec Baldwin : Come on, get serious.
Jiminy Glick : Every one of these wonderful ladies.
Alec Baldwin : The '90s were good, the '90s were real good.
Jiminy Glick : Dame Maggie Smith.
Alec Baldwin : It was just a... a thing in the back of a car with an overcoat over my lap, and this whole kind of thing.
Jiminy Glick : Dianne Feinstein.
Alec Baldwin : She liked to watch. I was with Barbara Boxer. Well, Feinstein came up to me, she had a few, and said "Would you, um, would you like to do Barbara? And would you mind if I watched?" And I said, "Whatever blows your dress up, let's go."