- Jiminy Glick: Let's talk about some of the leading ladies you've had. And when I say "had", I mean had!
- Alec Baldwin: You devil.
- Jiminy Glick: Geena Davis.
- Alec Baldwin: Had her.
- Jiminy Glick: You made love with Geena Davis?
- Alec Baldwin: Yeah.
- Jiminy Glick: Meg Ryan.
- Alec Baldwin: She couldn't get enough of it.
- Jiminy Glick: Nicki Kedman.
- [Nicole Kidman]
- Alec Baldwin: Just... unbelievable, man.
- Jiminy Glick: You...
- [shuffles in his chair]
- Jiminy Glick: You had... You had an affair with...
- Alec Baldwin: I did 'em all, yes.
- Jiminy Glick: Sarah Jessica Parker.
- Alec Baldwin: What do you do? She comes to your apartment at 3 o'clock in the morning after she wraps the friggin' TV show, she's like, you know...
- [knocks]
- Jiminy Glick: But she's with Matthew Broderick of "The Producers"!
- Alec Baldwin: Come on, get serious.
- Jiminy Glick: Every one of these wonderful ladies.
- Alec Baldwin: The '90s were good, the '90s were real good.
- Jiminy Glick: Dame Maggie Smith.
- Alec Baldwin: It was just a... a thing in the back of a car with an overcoat over my lap, and this whole kind of thing.
- Jiminy Glick: Dianne Feinstein.
- Alec Baldwin: She liked to watch. I was with Barbara Boxer. Well, Feinstein came up to me, she had a few, and said "Would you, um, would you like to do Barbara? And would you mind if I watched?" And I said, "Whatever blows your dress up, let's go."