Primetime Glick (TV Series)
Brendan Fraser/Ice Cube (2003)
Martin Short: Jiminy Glick, Miss Gathercole, Various
Quotes
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Jiminy Glick : Now, in "Three Kings"...
Ice Cube : Yeah.
Jiminy Glick : Marky Mark was in that, but he doesn't like to be called Marky Mark.
Ice Cube : Nah, don't call him Marky Mark.
Jiminy Glick : He has a third nipple, do you know that?
Ice Cube : [chuckles] How many YOU got, man?
Jiminy Glick : This is a true story: We had a litter of puppies-
[Ice Cube laughs]
Jiminy Glick : and the mother died, or ran off or committed suicide or was depressed, and the n- and the puppies literally nursed on my nipples for- I kept those dogs alive until I took them to the pound and had them destroyed.
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Jiminy Glick : Let me ask you something... Ice... Cube, wha, how, what do I call you? Can I call you something?
Ice Cube : Call me Cube, man.
Jiminy Glick : Cubeman. Cubeman, let me ask you...
Ice Cube : No.
Jiminy Glick : What?
Ice Cube : JUST Cube.
Jiminy Glick : Justcube, what is the "ice" obsession about?
Ice Cube : Because it describes my personality.
Jiminy Glick : 'Cause you're cold. Or, because when heated, you melt.
[Ice Cube chuckles; crew members heard laughing]
Jiminy Glick : Which...
Ice Cube : What you think?
Jiminy Glick : You don't seem cold at all, you seem warm and loving. And you seem kind and gentle.
Ice Cube : Hold on, man.
Jiminy Glick : You do. You seem...
Ice Cube : Hold up, hold up, pump your brakes! Pump your brakes. No kind, no gentle, no warm. Ice Cube's my name, it describes my personality. That's IT, man.
Jiminy Glick : I went into the room, and you had a leotard on, and you said, "Can you do this kind of stretch?", and your leg went high up, and you had a thing on Nureyev on TV. Is that the kind of image you're trying to hide from people?
Ice Cube : What kind of image are YOU trying to hide from people? 'Cause I hear your voice go up, real high, then go down.
Jiminy Glick : I can do a lot of things, but I tell ya, I can't do a plie like I saw you doin' in that room.
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Jiminy Glick : [after Ice Cube leaves the interview] Vanilla Ice is his own worst enemy. Thank you.
[Ice comes back and puts Jiminy in a headlock]