Primetime Glick (TV Series)

Cheri Oteri/Dennis Miller (2002)

Martin Short: Jiminy Glick, Miss Gathercole, Various

Quotes 

• Jiminy Glick : [to the audience]  Seeing your smiling, happy faces could turn a gloomy Gus into a happy-go-lucky Gus, assuming your name was Gus!

  [laughs] 

  Jiminy Glick : Oh, the writers are wonderful on this show, they really are. Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry I'm late. I apologize to you all, but you've GOT to appreciate the day I've had. See, I don't know about you, but I'm a flag-waver. And I've got me a big old flag on my pick-up, and I'm toolin' along and I'm talkin' to Marjoe Gortner, not to name drop, and suddenly this Norwesterner blows in and just WRAPS my flag around my windshield, tighter than John Goodman's Sansabelt. And I plow into Noah's Bagels and I'm up to my keister in cream cheese, only this time, it wasn't intentional. Now, some people would say, "See? All that flag-waving got ya in trouble." Well let me just say to those people... if flag-wavin' gets me in trouble, then you know what? BRING IT ON!

  [huffs; no response from the audience] 

  Jiminy Glick : Is the applause sign not working again?

  [the audience applauds] 

  Jiminy Glick : There we go, thank you.