Primetime Glick (TV Series)
Eugene Levy/Conan O'Brien (2001)
Conan O'Brien: Self
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Quotes
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Jiminy Glick : See, this is what I've heard about you, and again, I've heard that you can be fun, cooperative, but there's a SNAP.
Conan O'Brien : Do you understand what kind of pressure I'm under?
Jiminy Glick : What pressure? You've got a five year pick up, you're makin' four, five thousand dollars a month now. What would be your concern? The ladies love you.
Conan O'Brien : They do.
Jiminy Glick : And you're hip. Everyone says "Oh, you're so hip." You're so hip. And when it goes away, and it WILL go away, and I think it might've gone away...
Conan O'Brien : About a year and a half ago, yeah.
Jiminy Glick : ...Is someone left with a sense of emptiness, Conan O'Brien?
Conan O'Brien : I sometimes, yeah, when the show's over... I don't know how much time you have, but...
Jiminy Glick : Oh, we haven't been taping for a while.
Conan O'Brien : ...When the show's over sometimes, they... everyone else leaves right away, and I often stay here on the set, and they turn off the lights, and sometimes there's a lone spotlight just on me, and it can get very poignant. Y'know, sometimes people question why stay for that-
[Jiminy's cell phone rings]
Jiminy Glick : Excuse me, just one second, keep that...
[answers it]
Jiminy Glick : Hello?
[...]
Jiminy Glick : Oh hi, Dixie, how are you?
[...]
Jiminy Glick : No, I'm doing an interview with this guy.
[...]
Jiminy Glick : Conan O'Brien.
[...]
Jiminy Glick : [laughs] I don't know him either! But he's lots of fun, a big shocker right here, it's like watching, you know when we watch "Here's Lucy" at night...
Conan O'Brien : I was telling you, I was telling you about a pretty sad...
Jiminy Glick : [to Conan] And I want to hear about it, 'cause it's really interesting.
[to Dixie]
Jiminy Glick : No, that's, no, tell Morgan those things are called bucket seats. And they're called bucket seats for a reason.
Conan O'Brien : I don't...
Jiminy Glick : Put Morgan on.
Conan O'Brien : I don't lower my defenses often.
Jiminy Glick : [to Conan] Ssh!
Conan O'Brien : It's rare when a comedian would open up...
Jiminy Glick : Please, please, please, buddy. I'm dealing with my son, Morgan, wants to put a whole bunch of groceries in a bucket seat, and he doesn't want to use a bag, he just wants to keep them loose in a bucket seat, and I'm upset, and I really want to get to you, but ultimately, this is my life.
[listens in phone]
Jiminy Glick : Oh, she hung up.
[puts phone in his pocket]
Jiminy Glick : Well this has been fun. Y... you really are a true sport, because I'll tell you why-
[Conan stands up and walks out of the interview]
Jiminy Glick : what have I done? Someone explain to me what the hell has gone on!