Primetime Glick (TV Series)

George Wendt/Chevy Chase (2001)

George Wendt: Self

Quotes 

• George Wendt : No more notes!

  Jiminy Glick : Fine. Just one: Try playing it like a MALE this time.

  George Wendt : I'll kill you!

  [choking Jiminy Glick] 

  George Wendt : Die, piglet, die!

• Jiminy Glick : When we went looking for someone to play the role of me in the Lifetime Channel's "Jiminy Jiminy", we went through so many names. And so many actors said, "Not on your life." And then, I think it was right after Jan Michael Vincent took a pass, I think it was then, when someone suggested George Wendt. And it was like, "Oh my God, how brilliant!" Because, A: We knew he'd be available, and two: I think he's one of the greatest actors that's living, certainly, well anyway, ladies and gentlemen, the great George Wendt!

  [George Wendt comes on stage to band music; Jiminy bows but has trouble getting up. George helps him up] 

  George Wendt : You BETTER get down on your knees. That was the worst introduction I've ever heard in my life!

  Jiminy Glick : Oh my God, it so came from the heart. I don't know what you mean.

  George Wendt : Well, it was just kind of, uh, nasty, presuming that I'd always be available.

  Jiminy Glick : Oh no no no no, it's just that sometimes... truth pops into my head, and like a fool, I state it.