The Red Green Show (TV Series)

The Network Deal (1995)

Steve Smith: Red Green

Quotes 

• Red Green : [birds chirping, loon calling]  Women appreciate creative input. Men appreciate silence.

  [loud raspy snoring, incoherent spluttery blabbering exhale] 

• [as part of the American network deal, Harold urges Red to use American vernacular rather than Canadian, but Red is hesitant] 

  Red Green : Let me tell you something, Harold, all right? I love the Americans. I'm really happy the Americans are watching our show. But I'm gonna change my tune, okay? My tune happens to be "O Canada", all right?

  [the audience is heard applauding, and Harold reluctantly applauds as well] 

  Harold Green : That's wonderful, that's fantastic! I just thought I might mention at this point in time, at this particular juncture, that American TV stars get $50,000 an episode.

  Red Green : [ponders for a second, realizing Harold has a good point]  All right, well, my new tune is "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy".