- [Ren kicks the homeless guy in his testicles]
- Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: Hey. What did you do that for, Ren?
- Ren Höek: Aw, it's an ancient custom. You've got to give your house a good kick in it's ballsack before you leave it. Everybody knows that.
- Ren Höek: What did i just tell you? Who's the pitcher who's the catcher?
- Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: You're the pitcher i'm the catcher you're the pitcher i'm the catcher. See?
- Bartender: Holy crap! I'm gonna lose all my business! I'd better do something fast! Get out of my fucking bar, you vermin sons of bitches!
- Ren Höek: What do you think is the difference between boogers and goobers Stimpinton?
- Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: A stooge question Renwick. Why don't we ask the greatest genius in the world.
- Ren Höek: Who's that?
- Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: Dr. Stupid. Who else?
- Ren Höek: What a dump! I'm sorry, Stimpy, but I'm just too damn tired tonight. I just gotta get some sleep. Bugger off, okay?
- Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: But Ren.
- Ren Höek: What is it now, Stimpy?
- Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: I have needs.
- Ren Höek: Oh, I don't give a rat's ass about your needs. Oh, Stimpy! Close your eyes and pucker up.
- Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: Joy!
- Ren Höek: Oh, what I'm going to do to Stimpy, oh, yes, it's so good, look. Look, a rat's ass. Here it is!
- Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: [sighs]
- Ren Höek: Idiot. I haven't had a good nights sleep for weeks here in this dump. But tonight i will yeah.