- Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: I don't go by Angel anymore...
- Jim Rockford: Just who are you? The Archduke of Guacamole?
- Jim Rockford: The is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll bet back to you.
- Friend: [Beeep] Jim, thanks for taking little Billy fishing; he had a great time. Turns out he wasn't really even seasick... Umm, have you ever had chicken pox?
- Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: Now who'd want to kill me?
- Jim Rockford: You want the names alphabetically or in order of importance?
- Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: [Jim is angry that Angel failed to shoot when he called out the code word] I didn't hear you Jimmy, I mean if you're gonna give a code word you've got to shout it out.
- Jim Rockford: Get out of here!
- Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: I've had trouble with my ears, my doctor said something about a ruptured disk.
- Jim Rockford: That's in your *back*.
- Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: Well, it's been affecting my hearing.
- Dominic Marcon: You're holding out on me Jim, and I don't like that. We're trusting each other. And when I trust a guy, I expect him to tell me the truth. If he doesn't, he's gonna end up in the flower business, as a soil additive!
- Jim Rockford: [yelling in anger] Did you bother to read 'em?
- Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: You ain't taking this too well.
- Jim Rockford: Really? I think under the circumstances I am remarkably under control!
- Jim Rockford: Do you think it could be filed under something besides 'Angel Martin'?
- Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: Like what?
- Jim Rockford: I don't know, maybe it's in the "stupidity" file.
- Jim Rockford: He's a real breath of stale air, isn't he?
- Danny: He's a winner. What are you, Mr Rockford?
- Jim Rockford: I'll let you know.
- Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: I thank you for the tip, but I'm cool. From now on, everything's coming my way.
- Jim Rockford: Yeah well, speaking of that, here comes your toaster again.
- Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: Slow down? Man, I got the whole mob looking for me with tommy guns. I just had to run, I slipped into some rags and I just dove for cover.
- Jim Rockford: Yeah well, it's a nice choice. You look something like Prince Phillip at Churchill Downs.
- Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: What are you, the fashion editor on the Parolees' Picayune?