- Lt. Dan Hall: [red-faced] Don't tell me what I can do! I can do any damn thing I wanna do! Now you're going to get your tail off that table and you're going to take me to the money, and you're going to do it right now!
- Jim Rockford: Hey calm down Lieutenant, they're going to take you home in a respirator!
- Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
- Receptionist: [Beeep] Hi, this is the Happy Pet Clinic. Your father gave us this number when he left town. The calico stray had six kittens. Please come get them - today!
- Lt. Dan Hall: [patronizingly] Well yesterday you got yourself in a heap of trouble son.
- Jim Rockford: [sarcastically] Well gee Dad, how'd I do that?
- Dennis Becker: [Jim's been arrested - again - and he's now down at the station asking Dennis why he was arrested, and Dennis is stressed. Again] What do you think, I'm an information bureau? I mean, once a month, I'm locked up in a room with you, with a tape running. It's putting a strain on our friendship.
- Mickey Wannamaker: I told Lucy, you check with him. I'm gettin' it like I keep tellin' ya!
- Al: You ain't gettin' it. You been sittin' in the Green Duck eating pretzels and sucking your teeth.
- Dennis Becker: Jim, let's move up carefully. I'll take the right, you take the left - and don't fire unless it's absolutely necessary. And watch your field of fire, I don't want to pick up a stray!
- Jim Rockford: Does that mean I can't fan this thing like Roy Rogers?
- Jim Rockford: So I'd like to know who the cops were on the case.
- Dennis Becker: Now just wait a minute.
- Jim Rockford: Five'll getcha ten Lieutenant Hall was on the desk.
- Dennis Becker: There's one thing I'm not gonna do is hang this on the police department!
- Jim Rockford: Then why was he sniffing around this thing, huh? Go on Dennis, check it out.
- Dennis Becker: I don't have to! It wasn't Lieutenant Hall!
- Jim Rockford: Just 'cause he's a cop, he can't get jacked up over a half a million dollars?
- Dennis Becker: Shut up Jim!
- Beth Davenport: Give me ten bucks.
- Jim Rockford: Ten bucks for springing me on two felony counts? That's not a bad bargain.
- Beth Davenport: The ten bucks is for the cab. I always seem to do the legal work for free.
- Jim Rockford: Aww, Beth, I'm sorry. I, look, I'll send a check for the last statement tonight, I promise, huh?
- [Beth hands him her car key]
- Jim Rockford: That's a good girl.