- Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
- Anonymous Caller: Say, I'm the one who hit your car at Ford City. I've got no insurance; I'm broke, but I really want you to know how sorry I am. If it makes you feel any better I hurt my arm!
- Jim Rockford: How do you like that? Your Cripple Creek sausages are being distributed by a Chinese noodle company. That oughta knock the old down home country image right in the head.
- Country singer Charlie Strayhorn: I've been thinkin' of takin' some time off. Maybe spending it with Ched or gettin' Carrie tuh understand somethin'. I've got this German tour comin' up. Hill says I've gotta put some of that dough in a Swiss bank and I'd beat the Feds outta their share. In fact, I've gotta do that cuz Carrie's goin' tuh wipe me out.
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- Country singer Charlie Strayhorn: she don't want it that way, but I don't want it this way, but we're doin' it any way... there may be a lyric in there somewhere?
- Country singer Charlie Strayhorn: Now when I get up in the morning I heard ol uncle willys skillet cracklin in there I know he's cooking up some of this good cripple creek country sausage or bacon, boy it just gets my mouth-a-waterin' and starts my day off right. Now remember when you're in the market for Charlie Strayhorn's Cripple Creek Sausage or breakfast meat, then you're gonna rustle up your own good ol' country breakfast!