- Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
- Mrs. Bosley: This is Mrs. Bosley at the library. We billed you for your overdue book Karate Made Easy. When we abuse the library we don't get our cards renewed!
- Jim Rockford: You better lose that guy or we're gonna have a black and white at every intersection... . Drive a race car huh?
- Doris Parker: Lousy damn suspension...
- Rocky: Then why'd you tell me to bring a gun, huh?
- Jim Rockford: Well, uh...
- Rocky: Hehe, can't answer that one, can you?
- Jim Rockford: Well sure I can! We're taking a gun along because... somebody may try and kill us.
- Rocky: That's what I figured.