- Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
- Anonymous Caller: [Beeep] Jim, I finally finished twelve long years of psycho-therapy and I'm now able to tell you just what I think of you... would you please call me...
- Jack Skowron: [the background here is that before Jim Garner broke into show business he worked with his real father laying carpet. In this show Jack and Jim are in the trailer about to leave, Jack looks down at the carpet on the floor] Jimbo, you were in the carpet business, the stuff you got here is 3 notches about a drop cloth!