- Jim Rockford: [outgoing phone message] This is Jim Rockford. At the tone, leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
- caller: [incoming message] Jim, it's Norma at the market. It bounced. Do you want us to tear it up, send it back, or put it with the others?
- Police Det. Dennis Becker: I'll tell you what I'm going to do, Jim: I'm going to fill this out, give it to patrol, but don't count on much.
- Jim Rockford: Now what is that suppose to mean? I got kidnapped by two guys, and they beat the poo out of me, I'm making a legitimate complaint. What do you mean, "don't count on too much," I'm counting on you and this girl scout troop in here, to solve it.
- Police Det. Dennis Becker: Shut up, will ya? What do I have to do, spell it out for you? You know, you're not exactly Princess Margaret in this department. Every time you come in here with a bloody nose, morale goes up ten points, and if I weren't a buddy of yours I wouldn't even type this up. OK?
- Jim Rockford: I have been sitting here answering questions in my shorts for a reasonable length of time! Now I want my pants and I want to get out of here, alright?
- Jim Rockford: [outgoing phone message] This is Jim Rockford. At the tone, leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
- caller: [incoming message] Hey, Jim, this is Norma down at the market. The check bounced. You want us to tear it up, send it back, or put it with the others?