- Larry 'King' Sturtevant: [at police HQ where Rockford is being held on suspicion of murder, thanks to a football player from a minor league whom no one has ever heard of] And then I held him at, ah, gunpoint for ten, fifteen minutes, and then you guys showed up.
- [he nods his head at Beth, who is staring at him blankly]
- Larry 'King' Sturtevant: Hi.
- [he turns back to Becker grinning]
- Larry 'King' Sturtevant: Will you take a look at her! She's so starstruck she's speechless!
- Police Det. Dennis Becker: [ignores that comment] Is that everything? The whole statement?
- Larry 'King' Sturtevant: Yeah, yeah that's it.
- [he turns back to Beth]
- Larry 'King' Sturtevant: Ah, listen honey, try not to stare. I know it's difficult, but why don't you just relax and later the two of us will go get some coffee. I'll let you look at my scrapbook, hah?
- Beth Davenport: That'd be lovely, only I gave up reading the funnies in the third grade.
- Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
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- [Translation: Fantastic savings. The only chance in your life to appreciate Rosario radial tires]
- Angel Martin: Now I like you a lot Jim, but I don't like you that much, so keen judgment and an eye toward good health demand that I skate on this thing. I know you understand!