- Christina Marks: Why don't we start by having dinner?
- Jim Rockford: Alright. Do you like halibut?
- Christina Marks: Oh yeah, I love it.
- Jim Rockford: Fine, fine. We'll stop by Blast Gillette's on the way and pick one up.
- Jim Rockford: [in his finest con-job Texan billionaire drawl] Nick, I've got a thing about loose talk. If you were to run out into the brush for about nine miles and whisper this to a gopher, I'd make it a personal point to bust the wheels off your wagon.
- Edward J. Marks: [Kenny has taken out a hygenic damp cloth, wiping his hands compulsively] I once heard of a guy name Kenny something who was, like, kind of a cleanliness nut.
- Judge Lyman: Agent Reinhardt has a skin rash; he picked it up in South-east Asia last year. Hasn't cleared up yet, huh Frank?
- Kenny Hollywood: Doc says if it doesn't go away by Wednesday, they'll have to try steroids.
- Kenny Hollywood: [to Angel] Hey halibut, where's Rockford? I want to get out of this sewer and into some place where the cockroaches aren't carrying away the furniture!
- Angel Martin: What does he mean by calling me a halibut?
- Jim Rockford: It's a fish that swims on the bottom.
- Angel Martin: I don't like him.
- Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
- Hippie Girl: [Beeep] Bum-mer! I call up with some good vibes and positive energies and talk to a robot? For-get you man!