Roseanne (TV Series)

A Stash from the Past (1993)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

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Quotes 

• Dan Conner : I put it away twenty years ago when we quit.

  Roseanne Conner : We quit? I just thought we were out.

• D.J. Conner : Mom, can Billy sleep over here tonight?

  Roseanne Conner : No! He's rude, and I don't like his parents.

  D.J. Conner : Well then, can I sleep over there?

  Roseanne Conner : Yeah, sure.

• D.J. Conner : I forgot my sleeping bag! Where is it?

  Roseanne Conner : Oh, you know it's behind the house, past the yard in that building where your father always is with the tools and the car!

  D.J. Conner : Thanks, Mom!

  Roseanne Conner : Oh my God. I'm, like, the worst mother on the face of the Earth.

  Dan Conner : No, you're not.

  Roseanne Conner : Yes I am, Dan. I don't even know where I sent my kid. Say he falls down or something and breaks one of his organs and he needs a transplant, but I can't give him any of my organs because they're all full of pot!

• Dan Conner : [stoned in the bathroom]  Hey, you hear that?

  Roseanne Conner : [laughs]  You're getting paranoid, Dan. Ooh, birds birds birds!

• Dan Conner : Were we ever dumb enough to like this stuff?

  Roseanne Conner : Yes but, things were different then, there was a war going on, it was fun.

• Dan Conner : Roseanne, you're really starting to annoy me.

  Roseanne Conner : Starting? What, have you been ignoring me all night?