- Roseanne Conner: [to Dan] Do *not* talk down to me, like one of those husbands, who is not afraid of his wife!
- Dan Conner: [to Fred] Anyway, lets talk about the, uh, bachelor party. Now, the women have forbidden us from getting a stripper, so we're gonna have to hire one of them nude models from the Art School, teach her how to dance.