Roseanne (TV Series)

Another Mouth to Shut Up (1996)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

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• David : [Darlene suggests that she and David get married]  Oh my God!

  David : [they kiss, pause]  Wait a minute, ah-ha, okay; now you're gonna tell me you're kidding, right?

  Darlene : [cheerfully]  Nope! Now I'm gonna tell you I'm pregnant.

• Darlene : [in shock]  Pregnant? You mean like... pregnant?

  Darlene : Yes David, you knocked me up.

  David : How? When?

  Darlene : When? Disney World!

  David : Oh my God! You mean that night after the fireworks?

  Darlene : Well, either that or it truely is a magical kingdom.

• Darlene : Everybody's looking at me going 'oh *Darlene* is getting married?' '*Darlene* is having a baby?' I mean hell, even I said it.

• Darlene : With summer school I'll still graduate on time, and the baby will be covered by David's medical insurance and I just put in for a copyright job I can do part time from home.

  Roseanne Conner : Well... it sounds like you're way more prepared than I ever was.