Roseanne (TV Series)
Be My Baby (1993)
John Goodman: Dan Conner
Quotes
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[first lines]
Dan : [Roseanne is on the bed holding her legs in the air] Rosie... what are you doing this time?
Roseanne : I'm directing your sperms where to go.
Dan : Please. I think my *boys* know their way around a fallopian tube.
Roseanne : I don't know, Dan, I think they're getting old, I hear 'em wheezing around in there.